A boring week and couple of laughs

I haven't had to much going on this week. We had a Great time celebrating Coleman's birthday at my Mom's house last Sunday. Coleman had received a lot of money for his birthday this year. He received twenty from Jeff and Lisanne, thirty from Papa and Nana Hans(my dad), and fifteen from his babysitter. He has spent all of it. He got five playstation2 games and a big box of k'nexs.
I noticed a few of us were talking about how our kids embarrass us. Here is an embarrassing story I received earlier this week.


HOW EMBARASSING!



A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.

"He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely . . .

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"