Just a thought or two

Some Vague Thoughts



If you want the world to beat a path to your door,

just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.



Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by

the things you have for which you would not take money.



When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.



Is your holier side your altar ego?



I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are

allowed through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?



What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining,

or expecting entertainment to be educational?



Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California - WAS HIS



Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills - Making the last car payment.



The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during the week.



If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.



Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said

I was going to blame it on you."



NEW OLD SAYINGS



- The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.



- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.



- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.



- Great groups from little icons grow.


- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.


- C:\ is the root of all directories.



- Don't put all your hypes in one home page.



- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.



- The modem is the message.



- Too many clicks spoil the browse.



- The geek shall inherit the earth.



- A chat has nine lives.

- Don't byte off more than you can view.

- Fax is stranger than fiction.

- What boots up must come down.

- Windows will never cease.

- In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

- Virtual reality is its own reward.

- Modulation in all things.

- A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

- Know what to expect before you connect.

- Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

- Speed thrills.

- Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.